Neat journal skin, no? Considering everyone's talking about them, I thought I might give it a go. THUS YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY DRABBLE GENERATOR RESULTS, HOES.

So get what came out -



Fee and Colonello were out for a slick Valentine's walk on a giant burrito. As they went, Colonello rested his hand on Fee's Clavicle. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so yummy, Fee was filled with slippy dread.

"Do you suppose it's incandescent here?" she asked clumsily.

"You sugary silly," Colonello said, tickling Fee with his potpourri. "It's completely empirical."

Just then, a decadent moose leapt out from behind a spork and tripped Colonello in the Chest. "Aaargh!" Colonello screamed.

Things looked kitsch. But Fee, although she was melifluous, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a cigar and, like a bad Chuck Norris movie, beat the moose gleefully until it ran off. "That will teach you to defenestrate innocent people."

Then she clasped Colonello close. Colonello was bleeding joyously. "My darling," Fee said, and pressed her lips to Colonello's eyebrow.

"I love you," Colonello said cheesily, and expired in Fee's arms.

Fee never loved again.

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Eyebrow kissing? A decadent moose? Colonello tickling me with his ' potpourri'? I LOVE THESE THINGS. 8D

Note to self; listen to internet fads more.


Considering this Whoopass CSS has a Campbell's can theme, we figured we would feature some artwork with the Campbell's Soup as the subject. Of course, without Mr. Warhol's iconic art - would all this exist?